Saturday, May 9, 2009

Sing It

I think a woman who complains that her husband never listens to her and/or forgets important things that she tells him would benefit greatly from adjusting her presentation style to one based on song. Success would be most probable if the information were sung to the infectious melody of an already existing song, however, I'm sure more talented women could pull it off with their own original melodies as well. Imagine it....

To the tune of "I Would Walk 500 Miles" by The Proclaimers: We must go to dinner at your moms house a week from Sat-ur-day.

To the tune of "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse: Dentist appoint-ment on Tuesday, you must GO GO GO!

To the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred: Our kid. Just bit someone at school. Her teeth did not break through. Teach was dis-plee-eased.

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1 comment:

El Sincero said...

I'm not sure if many people will appreciate this as much as I just did!!

The phrasing of your new lyrics do not read well when you try to re-create the song in your head.

BUT...if you try hard enough you can make the words TOTALLY fit!!

Not to mention...I like your original point! :-)