Saturday, November 15, 2008
11.15.8
Today was a good day.
Early this morning I imported a bunch of music to iTunes which was a very much overdo activity. I'm trying to get my library in decent shape before our Thanksgiving week trip to NY. Much progress was made.
Late this morning I took Kristen for a ride in the car in order to induce a nap. As I headed west on SR-238 there was a DPS dude hiding out waiting for speeders, which I was not. I drove for several miles until Kristen passed out, and then I turned around. On my way back, heading east towards the house, some douchebag with a small weenie in a giant truck came right up on my ass and then whizzed past me the first chance he got. As he blew by, I smiled a tranquil smile as I recalled who was waiting for him up ahead. Sure enough, about a mile later I saw that fucker on the side of the road with the DPS man flashing his lights behind him. Oh, sweet justice!
Early this afternoon I went to 4Peaks with some good friends and my husband and sis-in-law. Great food. Great beer. Great times. We proceeded on to the ASU game which was okay. My sis-in-law (Erin) and I bailed before halftime and went a nice little bar off University. Us old folks know it as the Old Dos Gringos, but it's now called something like 'Barney's Boathouse'. The waitress was about 9 years my junior, but after a short grieving period, I was okay with that. The bar was about 2 or 3 doors down from the church Brendan and I were married in, so I enjoyed a moment of nostalgia. We made it back to the car before Brendan did, which was SUPER important to me. I was gloating for the first 5 minutes, but after the first 10 without him showing up I was starting to get pissed. It took him like 25 min to get there. Serves me right for gloating.
Early this evening a stranger showed me his penis. As Erin and I were waiting for Brendan at the car, we were shouting off the side of the parking garage. Nothing important, just random animal noises and what not. Two dudes walking below yelled up at us in a most unoriginal fashion, "Show us your tits!" I quickly yelled back, "Show us your cock!" Well....he did. Thankfully we were waaay high up on the fourth level so I didn't have to get a good look. He was quite proud of himself, and as he pulled his pants back over his junk he responded, "Where's the tits?!" I promptly yelled back, "At your mom's house!" Then I was proud of MYself.
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